When I was growing I thought that when boys were born the doctors cut the cord from the penis. I really could never figure out were girls came from. I was just glad my doctor liked my parents.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to think boys were born from men and girls were born from women— swag lad123
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon - Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- When I was little, I believed that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys. Go figure!— Laurie W.
- I used to want to be a doctor when I grew up, because doctors never die, as they can cure themselves.— Stuart
- I once thought people would keep growing until they were as big as buildings if they didn't go to the doctor. — Tufty