Until I was 8, I thought Jesus was a woman. They told me he was nice and kind to people. I didn't know any men like that.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- i used to picture jesus as a kind of cartoon Tarzan, swinging through the trees...— bex
- When I was young my mother told me that old people kind of shrink. I thought that they shrunk into babies.— dont know
- Didn't Jesus say "And lead us not into Thames Station!"— Chris - Sheffield
- I thought that "heck" was a less horrible version of hell for people who were only KIND OF evil.— Oizys
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- When I was a child my mom told me that when it rained it was because the baby Jesus was crying.— Tatiana