I used to believe that if I wasn't on a rug in the kitchen while the microphone rang, the I would sink into the floor.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- If you eat 30 minutes before swimming, you will sink.Anon
- i used to believe that a monster lived in the garbage disposal. i would never go near the sink— Whitney
- I used to think a brothel was another word for a soup kitchen.Anon
- I thought that smoking pot involved an actual pot from the kitchen.— Aeris
- I used to think that "elbow grease" was an actual product of kitchen or surface cleaner.— Carrie
- I used to believe that I would be paralysed if I sat on the floor for more than 20 minutes— bittergrass