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A childhood belief about oral sex

I used to believe the word "blowjob" encompassed both male and female oral sex. I couldn't see why not, it's a stupid word anyway. And it never particularly occured to me to ask about it.

However, once in school some madness took over me. After watching "American Pie" and a certain scene in that movie... I sat in front of two girls throughout one of my classes and decided on that day, out of some spurt of insanity, to offer one of them a blowjob.

Neither of them were particularly impressed.

— Matthew McMahon

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