When I was younger I didn't have the greatest hearing. I would sing songs with the lyrics I thought I heard and add my own rationale to why they would be saying these things. For instance, I thought Sinead O'Connor's song "Nothing Compares" was Compincon Pears. An exotic fruit she was handing out. "Compincon pears to you!"
I believed this far past the age I should have.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that pears were squashed appples.Anon
- When I was younger I thought that if I ate Gusher's, my head would turn into fruit, like in the commercialsAnon
- My sister thought a fruit machine (the gaming device) could turn one item of fruit into another.— Richard Davies
- When I was 4, I thought that if I ate Fruit Gushers, my head would turn into a fruit. — Joe
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana