When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that my vanilla yogurt was Elmer's glue and wouldn't eat it. I thought my mom was mean to give that to me as part of my lunch.
A childhood belief about milk

others believed things like this
- I thought that elmers glue was made from milk, since it had that cow on the glue bottle. — Monty
- I used to believe that if you weren't good, the Trix Rabbit would steal your yogurt.— Kyle
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon
- I used to have an imaginary friend named Mr. Nobody. He would protect me from my imaginary enemy, Bad Elmer.— Kdees
- I used to believe vanilla were albino chocolate.— Alexa
- I used to think that vanilla was the absence of chocolate, not its own flavor.— Gen