A friend of mine believed that children were born out by the ass.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- I used to believe untill I was five that all adults are born like that and all little children stay little— Igor
- A friend of mine seemed to think that 100 pence was worth £6.— Richard Davies
- When a friend of mine was little, he used to think that babies came from supermarkets.— Susanna
- A friend of mine used to think that you got pregnant from eating baby food.— Jemima