I am from Scotland, and I used to believe that Gaelic was the language they spoke on an island called Garlic, situated off the north coast of Scotland.
A childhood belief about foreign languages

others believed things like this
- All the people that lived in Scotland were girls— The Ice Cream Sandwich Monster
- Until recently I thought that Scotland was seperate from England. I am 27 Anon
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- I use to think that garlic was green in garlic butter until I found out that is was chopped parsley :)— Kellie
- I used to believe that if I spoke with whatever accent a language was in, I was speaking that language...— Renae
- I used to believe that the whole world spoke the same language- English.Anon