My best friend used to sing the line in Garth Brooks' "Much too young to feel this damn old" where he says "lonely women and bad booze" as "lonely women and baboons". She did that until we were 17 and I heard her and started cracking up!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I believe animals are our best friends. When we are sad or we feel lonely, they are there to support us.— Rosa Saito
- sophie b. hawkins. Damn I wish I was your lover. I heard Damn I wish I was your motherAnon
- when i was young i believed that gay men got married to gay women!— robster
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- I used to think that women urinated out of their buttholesAnon
- When I was little I used to believe that all old women were called Betty!!— Katie