When I was a kid, I used to believe that "Moron" was a religion, but I believed it was a religion for bad people because the characters in MAD Magazine always used it in a negative way. Later I found out that the religious denomination was called "Mormon", because I asked my friend's mom if she had a lot of kids because they were "Morons". Fortunately she let me stay.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to think that 'hippie' was a religion— Shannon
- I used to think that PEDESTRIAN was a religion— wilsob2700
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon
- I used to believe that the Mormon Temple in Washington DC was Disney World. It sure does from the belt way.— William Scheren