I used to think Michael Jackson's song 'Liberian Girl' was 'Librarian Girl'. I quite liked Michael Jackson's admiring of the quieter woman.
The lyrics later on in the song seemed to fit in with my belief as when it says 'Naku Penda Piya - Naku Taka Piya- MPENSIWE', I thought it was 'Naku Penda Piya - Naku Taka Piya - MY PEN'S AWARE . (Librarians use pens alot)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".— Paul
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- I used to believe that Michael Jackson and Nancy Kerrigan were the same person. No idea why.— Diana