My 7th grade teacher...he looked like Santa. he had a button nose, and a white beard, but he was thin. we called him the "anorexic santa claus" and he danced around when people got good grades and said words that seemed friendly to children, not so friendly to older people like us...he once made a mistake and when pointed out, said "Oh, I'm a naughty boy!" and always asked for our phone numbers (to call our parents...i think he was at&t obsessed)
from then on we decided that he was a sexual predator santa and we all tried to steer clear.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a elf familly lived on my window, long after a new my parents were Santa Claus— anna
- My parents told me that Jesus visited Santa Claus when he was dead for three days. — Rick Hamell
- I used to believe that, if God would die, Santa Claus would be boss.— Judith
- I used to believe that the Holy Trinity was Dad, God and Santa Claus!— Cathy P.
- When i was little, i thought Santa Claus was my grandfather— Junie
- Wehan I was little I used to confuse Jesus with God with Santa Claus.— Gui