When I was young, my grandmother use to tell me not to stick out my lip and pout because a small bird would come and take a crap on my lip!
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- When i was young i thought a stick shift was when u drive with a stickAnon
- i used to think a small man named homer lived in my grandmother's freezer and made ice. — ana
- When I was young my mother told me that if I swallowed bubble gum, it would stick to my liver.— Barbie
- I used to think you had to stick those pins that you stick in your hat through your scalp. That's weird.— Angela
- My friend used to think hit me with your rythm stick was hit me with your fiddle stick!! lolAnon
- I used to think that everytime a chicken took a crap it laid an egg. I was so nieve.— Bob.