I thought David Archuleta's song Crush said "where this sneaker go" instead of "where this thing can go".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that since my grandpa and my dad's names are both David, than David Bowie must be my aunt's son.Anon
- I believed that everytime I kissed my David Cassidy poster he'd feel it back home in Hollywood.— Marie M
- That you had to marry your sibling. During this period of time I devoliped a crush on my brother.— don't worry I'm a girl
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon