My best friend and i were talking one day and i mentioned that my boyfriend's sister was "as pure as the driven snow". My friend said, "Don't you mean the UN-driven snow? It gets pretty dirty after you drive on it." I guess she thought the phrase meant someone was on longer pure, like snow that has been driven over with a vehicle. I tried not to laugh as i explain that it was driven as is blown by the wind, not driven like a car.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- i was convinced that snow was pink, i was devastated the first i saw real snow.Anon
- My sister told me that snow was God's dandruff.— Erin
- I thought snow had diamonds in it because it sparkles when the sun hits it.— Giselle
- When I was a kid I thought Mary had a little lamb whose FLEAS were white as snow.— jen
- I used to believe that I could smell when it was going to snow.
(I still can!)— sw - I used to think that snow was rain still in the bag.— Robert