Another kid once confidently told me that a couple had to have sex in order to have children only if they wanted their offspring to resemble them.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- that the word "couple" as in "a couple of items" was synonymous with "several", rather than "just two".— Blair A. Petterson
- I used to believe the show Law and Order was a gardening show called Lawn and Order.— Adriana
- I was convinced that children weren't humans, only adults were, children were a total different race!— Leda
- I used to think Kenny Rogers had 400 children and a crop in the field. Rather than 4 hungry children.Anon
- My daddy used to think that there was a children-police that killed children who was bad— jonnie
- Our mum told us that the ice-cream van noise was a children's ambulance— moonpants & sausage