I don't know how I got it into my head, but for some reason I thought sex was equal to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, because when you put the two things together something great happens(I don't know). Anywho, I had this crush on this girl in about 1st grade, and told her that I thought we should make a sandwich, thinking that she had jelly inside her and that my peanut butter in my penis would make something amazing. I guess I wasn't too far off in the end.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- i used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanut butter were bugs.— Lauren