Not knowing what the word 'laid' meant. I told a joke to my uncle in a checkout line (other kids were laughing at it at school). Your mother is like a brick...flat on both sides and laid by mexicans. The lady behind us was floored. My uncle had a talk with me in the car later.
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- My parents told me that scotch eggs were laid by a Haggis. — sarah c
- I used to think that when grownups had sex, they just laid there together really still and waited.
— Russell - i used to believe girls laid eggs — Bill
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon
- i thought chickens laid peanuts.
— pikl