I remember a sermon in which the minister said: "When I was a little boy, sometimes I would wake up and find the world so quiet and still, I thought that maybe the Second Coming of Christ had been and gone, and left me behind. So I would sneak into my parents' room, and see if they were still there. If they were, I knew it was all right. I never looked into my sisters' room, because I thought it would be touch and go with them."
As I said to him after church, "You must have had a terrible conscience."
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought every time i left the room my parents turned into aliensAnon
- I thought a Prime Minister was some kind of religious leader, due to the "Minister" part— Darth Carrietta
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- I used to believe that when we left a room the TV set started to speak about other things — Nur
- I used to turn the TV off when I left the room so I didn't miss anything.— S.Lee
- Before I went to a planetarium for the first time, I thought it was just a room full of plants. Anon