I thought the words to Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana were "hey, wait, I got a real gold plate," instead of "hey, wait, I got a new complaint."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought there was only one copy of a movie and you had to wait til it got to your town,— quagmire
- i once believed that S.W.A.T.
standed for sit,wait,and,talk.
lol!— Hawk - You had to wait an hour after eating ANYTHING, even one M&M, before swimming. Anon
- i used to think that you would die if you didn't wait 30 minutes to go into the pool after eating. (^^)— cady
- I couldn't wait to turn 20 so I could go through the Roaring 20's and be a flapper like my Grandma.— Susan Bonnell
- i believe that using gold give electric shock at the time of lightning.so i didnot wear gold when rain starts.— asi18