I used to believe that since my dad always left for work right before the weather report came on the news that he was the weatherman. The only problem with this theory was that the weatherman was actually Spencer Christian who was black...my dad was not.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I thought weather forecasters were psychic and that's how they knew what the weather would be.Anon
- When I was five, I tried to report myself to the police because I'd drawn on the furniture.Anon
- I used to wonder why so many cops in movies were called "Lieutenant" as a christian name.— chris
- I used to beleive that a catacism(spelling?) was an extremely painful Christian version of a bris.— Mike
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis