When I was in year 5, one of the girls in my class convinced us all that masturbation was when you squeezed your boobs and milk came out.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My friend told me you have to drink milk to get boobs LOOL— Roxanne
- I used to believe that cow udders were hollow bags full of milk.Yet I knew that human boobs were solidAnon
- WHEN I WAS LITTLE I USED TO THINK THAT GIRLS GET BOOBS BY ONE DAY GOING TO SLEEP AND IT JUST HAPPENS— J.C
- When my brother was little, he believed that girls peed out of their boobs.— Emily
- I always thought when I was a kid that Milo is for boys and that milk are for girls. . . — Cathyia
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel