Tom Cochrane's song Big League says "Sometimes at night, I can hear the ice crack."
For a long time, I believed it was "Sometimes at night, I can hear my ass crack."
The next line (and this is true) adds to this by saying "It sounds like thunder and rips through my back."
Oh Tom... There's medicine that can help with that.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I believed God lived in a specific crack in one of the walls of my church — Blake
- At night I would hear the chirping crickets and thinking it was comeing from the stars in the sky!— delana
- That if I stepped on a crack on a sidewalk that I would get abducted by aliensAnon
- I thought Viagra was an allergy medicine for a really long time.Anon
- I used to think that if I stared at the sun for a long time, I could make day turn to night.— Big J
- The first time I hear about a serial killer, I laughed. You can't kill cereal. It's not alive.Anon