I remember growing up in church when I was a small child. When the minister would would recite psalms and the congregation would respond, I never realized everyone was reading out of a book because I was too small to see. So, I just assumed everyone around me was an alien.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I thought a Prime Minister was some kind of religious leader, due to the "Minister" part— Darth Carrietta
- As a small child I always confused someone being unconcious with someone being dead.— Rick
- As a small child I believed that the word was "nakeup", finally I found out that it was actually "makeup".— Hannnah P.
- I thought the ball-headed person in the Bic logo was an alien and communicated using alien-like noises.Anon
- I used to believe it was illegal to not recite the pledge at school. Anon
- When ever someone said ''read aloud'' I assumed aloud was the title of a book. Lol.— Delaney