Up until I was about 13 years old, whenever I heard the phrase "busting a nut", as in ejaculating, I thought that the man literally squeezed his testicle until it burst open.
So I didnt understand how a man could do it more than twice in his life, considering he only has two testicles.
I didnt even comprehend the pain this scenario would cause.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When i was younger i thought that the left testicle carried boys and the right testicle carried girls.— Ed
- I used to believe that newborn babies didnt open their eyes for a few weeks like kittens :) — Cash
- I used to believe people really died in movies. I didnt understand they were just acting.— Justin
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- I used to think "premature ejaculation" was a boy ejaculating before he hit puberty.Anon
- I thought that broccoli were just trees that didnt grow all the wayAnon