When my brother was little, for whatever reason he ha an aversion to pooping. After a few days my mom became concerned and told him "Tyler, I know you need to poop"
To which my brother replied "NO I DONT I HAVE A CROUTON IN MY BOTTOM"
To this day I dont know exactly what he meant by that but he's 25 now and we still don't let him forget that.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My brother used to be scared to poop in the potty. He thought that he was pooping out his bones.— Lillyth
- When i was little my older brother said rocks grew in your poop, so i went digging and never found anyAnon
- my brother used to belive that we could take the car and drive to "the old days". as if it was a geografic...— norwegia
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon
- i use to believe that all people who wear glasses were catholic....dont even ask me why???Anon
- dont swallow gum, it will stick to your stomach , your whole life.— nancy