When I was young when I daydreamed about kissing boys my clitoris would pulse.
I always thought that clenching my teeth together would solve the problem.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to belive kissing boys made your teeth fall out.Anon
- When I was very young, I assumed that false teeth were taken from dead people's teethAnon
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - Until I was around 8 or 9 years old, I thought dentists took your teeth out and replaced them with new teeth.— Verapamilo
- i was told when i was young that if i swollowed gum my stomach would grow teeth to chew it— gammie
- I used to think a clitoris was some sort of dinosaur.Anon