When I was 4 or 5 I thought there were little elves inside my body that helped me poop. It was like a little factory and each one would turn a crank or something to move things along. I think I watched too much Fraggle Rock.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the turning signals on cars helped them turn sharp corners.— Julia
- When you lie your lips move or your eye turn green— Tanya
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- When I was a child I used to believe that there were two hands inside the TV making the cartoons move.Anon
- I used to be told that if you watched too much TV your eyes would turn square. — Amy