I thought the line "Gina works the diner all day," in Bon Jovi's Livin' On A Prayer was "Gina wants to die of old age,". My friend thought it was that too ...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to believe that the lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" were "You give love a Band-Aid".Anon
- When I was in kindergarten, I thought the last line of "America" was "Great God our kid." — CC
- My sister used to sing Kylie's "cheese on my pillow", somehow tears works better.— Tom
- I used to believe Elizabethan collars are for dogs to amplify their barks; just like how a loud-hailer works.— jaschenyy