I used to believe that Jesus lived in the bathtub drain in my parents' bathroom.
No reason why. I guess he liked it.
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- That there was a zombie living behind the bathtub in the upstairs bathroom.Anon
- I used to think that trolls lived in my shower drain and showered with my dirty water— Troll bather
- I used to believe that Jesus and all of the wise men lived under my bed. — wuteve
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- My parents told me that Jesus visited Santa Claus when he was dead for three days. — Rick Hamell
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth