Once, I was in a theatre production of the Sound Of Music. We had microphones, and the mic packs (the square-shaped part that connects to the actual mic with a wire) weren't picking up sound right. So they started putting condoms on the packs to help the sound quality. Well, we had a five year old in the show, and she came up to me, holding the condom from her microphone, and said, "What's this?" I deliberated for a minute before saying simply, "it's a special microphone pack cover." Poor little girl! Years from now when she sees a condom again, she'll think it's a mic-pack cover!
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- When I was a little girl I used to believe cats were broken because of their moter sound when they purr— Shaune F.
- I used to believe that you could only play a record once, and after that all the sound was wiped off.Anon
- I used to beleive Euthanasia was a country. It does sound like one don't you think?— Charley
- I used to believe thunder was the sound of God rearranging his furniture.Anon
- I used to think that the sound after the toilet was flushed was ladies singingAnon
- I had tinnitus as a child and used to believe that it was the sound that the devil made when he was closeby— Helen