"Sunglasses at Night" - real lyrics:
Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
oh no
I just looked up the lyrics when I realized that my idea was probably wrong. I heard:
Don't masturbate with the guy in shades
oh no
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- that red and orange were different shades of the same color— Larry
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - When I first heard Stawberry Fields Forever, I misheard the lyrics as Strawberry Fields For Trevor.— Matt
- I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav
- I thought the lyrics to "Single Ladies" were "If you liked it, then you should've put your name on it."Anon
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped