In the song 'Sleeping Satellite,' Tasmin Archer sung 'I wonder why, are the seas still dry?'
I used to think she sung 'I wonder why, are the seats still dry?' I thought the song was about a very scary space mission where it was common for people to wet their pants on their seats.
As a kid, I was rather obsessed with people peeing and pooing themselves, especially with fear.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that toilet seats were for kids only and that adults sat directly on the bowl. — Evan Klyne
- I always thought that "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees was sung by Aretha Franklin.Anon
- I thought the Til Tuesday song said "Books are scary!", rather than "Voices Carry"Anon
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I used to think Right Said Fred sung 'I'm too sexy for my lamb' instead of 'I'm too sexy for Milan'.— Nineties music was great
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon