I used to think until I was 7 that boys had to hold their penises to piss. I thought they had to squeeze it to pee, like a water balloon. I didn't think it was physically possible for them to wet the bed!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- When a soldiers went AWOL in the movies, I thought they physically climbed over "A Wall".— D Rumsfeld
- I thought the "physically fit" lines in the song "I Like to Move It" were "fizzy coloured feet".Anon
- My brothers to piss me off sometimes told me I was adopted, and that I was the housekeeper's kid.— ricolarno
- I didn't think you could put out a fire with hot water - only cold water would do.— Katti Pytt
- I used to believe that people only grew, physically and in age, on their birthday. — Aretia
- I used to belive that if you didn't hold onto hte toilet seat you would fall in.— silly