when I was little i used to pick out shapes in by 'bobbly' window while I was on the toilet. one day i picked out little red riding hood. i told my mum and she helped me trace it saying 'it will come alive tonight'. I believed her and next morning i saw a girl in a red raincoat about my age. I hugged her and dragged her off to play. she is now my wife.
A childhood belief about toys
others believed things like this
- My wife used to tell our kids that if you pick your nose your brains would fall out— grampy
- I used to think "Robin Hood and his merry men" was "Robin Hood and his *married* men."Anon
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- I believed that when you got married (the wife) you didn't have to work. Boy, was I fooled. ha ha ha— Patty
- If i farted in the tub the bubbles would be different shapes.Anon
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah