i used to believe that if you removed those "do not remove" tags on mattresses that the FBI would come crashing through the windows of my house and arrest me.
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the tags on cows ears were actually earings.— Kelly
- I used to believe the Wall Street Crash of 1929 was a literal car crashing into a bank.Anon
- I used to believe that if you did not keep your shoes tied, that the police would arrest you.— Kelly
- My mom threatened that if I didn't eat all my vegetables that the police would come and arrest me.— Lisa T.
- I used to believe that when you had a cousin twice-removed, they had died and came back to life twice.— Amanda
- I used to believe that if the tyres were removed from a car, it would work perfectly on a railway track.— Anonymous Whistleblower