before i realized that there was such a thing as a transexual, and that i was one, i believed that i was supposed to have been born with a penis. i couldnt figure out why i didnt have one, but i was convinced that if i kept looking, i would find one. i was always looking for penis shaped things on the ground, or at yard sales, hoping to find a used one that could be glued or at least paper-clipped back on.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a man's penis was carrot shaped.Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that monsters couldnt find me or hurt me if my whole body where under my blanket— Scared shitless
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that my dad use to find magic balls behind my ears and catch them in a paper bag.— Netty
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat