I believed that there was a giant gathering where a man in red and white pin stripes stood at a podium and would hold up an item and declare the name it would be known by. Ex: I declare this a toaster; no long will bread be uncooked.
A childhood belief about technology

others believed things like this
- I Believed that somthing took the bread from the toaster and replaced it with toast.— Shukun
- I used to think that little bakers lived in the toaster who baked the bread and pushed it back up.— Karen K
- I used to believe that crocodiles were green because they were uncooked— The Ice Cream Sandwich Monster
- When I was a little girl, I used to believe that the moon was actually a giant, glowing white
Anon - If you stood in front of the fire for too long your spine would melt!— Helen, Cumbria
- I thought that I could get a suntan if I stood really close to a fire for long enough.— Mat