My youngest sister was always getting her words mixed up.
She thought 'semolina' meant food poisoning (salmonella), and that the UK celebrity, Cilla Black, was called Silly Plank, and that Mum and Dad banked with the Happy National (Abbey National).
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought tornados were monsters,and that they called out the national guard to destroy it.— Ben J.Grimm
- when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime ministerAnon
- I thought when you got food poisoning it might someone had put poison in your food— Bootlebat
- I used to think my birthday was a national holiday and the whole world celebrated it— アノン
- I had a friend who thougt the Mount Rushmore national monument was a natural rock formation.Anon
- i used to always wonder how one national guard could always guard the entire nation.— karen ellis