When I was little and farted my mother would insist I say "excuse me". I never heard her say excuse me so I thought only kids farted!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!— Tootie Fruity - i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum— daniel rowan