When I was three, my mom was babysitting my cousins and I watched her change my youngest cousin's diaper. I had never seen a penis before and asked my mom what was between his legs.
A week later, my mom took me grocery shopping and I saw her put something in the cart that caught my eye.
"What's that," I asked.
"Peanuts," she said.
I was horrified and said, "YOU MEAN THEY SELL THEM IN A JAR?!?"
She had no clue what I meant and said, "of course they do silly. What are you talking about?"
I pointed to my crotch and whispered, "You know, peanuts!"
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i thought chickens laid peanuts.
— pikl - I used to believe that peanuts were a daily must to strengthen the memory like elephants — Qb Cheese
- when i was little i always asked my mom if my aunt had ant legs or people legs.— kelly
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- I thought brown paper grocery bags would fit more than plastic grocery bags.Anon