When I was little my mom would refer to my penis as a "spout". Until one day in 4th grade when human anatomy was introduced to us, I stood up and proudly said, "It's not called a penis, it's called a spout!"
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - Up until I was about 14, I always thought that the penis was called a "pickle."— Amanda
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia
- I thought that the show Beavis and Butthead was called Penis and Butthead.— Porky's Butthole
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon