I went to a preschool at a church and all of the adults kept referring to the church as being "the house of the lord". I assumed it was literally the house of god and started looking for him everywhere in the church. After many days and no sightings I deduced that the lord must be living a very reclusive life in one of the portable building behind the church. I spent most days at recess peeking into these buildings and even had other friends help me look for the lord in a trailer. I never found him :-(
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- when i was little i thought god changed my name the first day i went to church— stephanie
- That the city of Christchurch was a big church which everybody lived in.— Christine
- I used to believe that Darth Maul lived in my church.— Sarah
- I use to think church was spelt turch because of the big T on the roof.Anon