One year, my Dad and I went Christmas shopping and he spent two hours talking a price down on a gift for my mother.When we returned home mom exclaimed "What took you so long?" I replied "Dad spent forever masturbating with the guy at the counter." As soon as I said it my mom cracked up and Dad turned red. I tried to play it off like I knew what I was talking about until I told my friend the story.She explained to me I mixed the word "masturbate" up with the word "haggle."
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- I believed that if I swallowed my phlegm I would die. I spent hours spitting it out into the toilet.— chunky munky
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- In kindergarden my friend told me that there were 24 hours in the day and 15 hours in the night.— Cari
- That people older than me knew what they were talking about.— Mark
- I used to think the word fever was just another word for giraff— Marshall m
- My little sister's imaginary friend was Kit the talking car from that show Knight Rider.Anon