My parents and I were driving one day, and somehow the subject of their wedding came up. My mother (who was probably fighting with my father at the time), said snidely, "If you can call it a marriage....."
I thought for years that parents weren't really married, that I was a bastard and that I was going to hell. Thanks, Mom.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I Use to that all couples got married twice to renew the marriage
— Lucas Jr fique Marti d - My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!— Me
- I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.Anon
- My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth
- I thought that my parents chose my cousins, and was upset when my mother wouldn't let me add one.Anon
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon