My brother told me that cat's beeped when you squeezed them. (Lightly of course) He'd squeeze them and beep and I thought it was the cat. I thought I was squeezing wrong for some time.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- I thought liposuction was squeezing the fat out of your bellybutton. Too bad it's not that easy...— Angela
- I used to believe that baby oil came from squeezing babies— Angelina
- I always believed as a child your stomach was a big hand which squeezed your food out through your bum....— amc
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- My little brother for the londest time thought "How Bizare, How bizare." went "How's the bar, How's the car."Anon
- When I was a kid, I thought you could get arrested if you accidently walked into the wrong restroomAnon