When I was in 6th grade, i leaned over and whispered something in my buddy's ear. Well, the other kid, sitting across from us at the table said, "oh my gosh! you just gave him a blow job!" it took a while of explaining to convince him otherwise...
A childhood belief about oral sex
others believed things like this
- I used to think Buddy Rich was called Buddy Rich because he was my dad's friend, same with Buddy Holly. Anon
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- I used to think that Christ the royal master leaned against the throne. rather than leads against the foe.Anon
- My buddy used to think that when Steve Millers sang "Jungle Love" he was actually saying "Chug-a-lug" — Harold
- I always used to think that grownups whispered where they wanted to go and the car went by itself!— Kay