I was raised Catholic, and at Easter we'd always hear the stories about the women encountering Jesus after his resurrection. I somehow twisted this into thinking that Jesus came back to life EVERY Easter, and that there was some secret place grown-up women knew about where you could go to meet with him face-to-face.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to blieve that the orange center of marshammow easter eggs was Jesus...— Hayley
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- I used to think God and Jesus were the same person. And I grew up Catholic.— Jackie Mullinix/st louis
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL