I learned fairly early that "Lt." was the abbreviation for the word "lieutenant", and was very proud of myself for knowing such a fancy word. Except... it was years before I figured out that the "lt. blue" crayon wasn't "lieutenant blue".
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- "Dad, how come in every war movie there is always a man named Lieutenant?"— Chrisotpher
- I used to wonder why so many cops in movies were called "Lieutenant" as a christian name.— chris
- Eifel 65 - Blue
I'm Blue (if I was green I would die...)
[I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di.]— Matt - In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- You know the eifel65 song "Im blue da be da ba di"
I thought he said "I'm blue I'm in need of a guy"— Anna - The song "Reverend Blue Jeans" turned out to be "Forever in Blue Jeans." Who would have believed that?— music lover