I use to think that muffins were just giant mushrooms and I would ask why my dad he put butter on a mushroom every morning.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe watertowers were giant mushrooms O.o... Don't ask... Really...— Robyn
- I used to gag when I ate english muffins because the holes in the bread looked like nostrils.Anon
- My mother told me if I ate too much butter I'd get worms. I didn't eat too much butter...— Dicky
- I used to believe that if you stepped on a mushroom it would rain. Anon
- I used to think if a tornado sucked up a poisonous mushroom, it would die.— Will
- My brother used to tell me that the squidgy bits in mushroom soup were owl guts!— Kirsten